Do you really know your wines ????

        1. What classification of Champagne is the driest

        A. Bone        B. Naturel         C. Extra dry 

        2. A wine is said to have legs what does it mean ?

        A. It stands well on it's own.        B. It has a lot of residual sugar

        C. It is a sign that the wine has body.

        3. When a waiter hands you the cork what do you do ?

        A. Eat the cork to check the taste.

        B. Check to see if it has a skunky odor.

        C. See how well it floats in your glass. 

        4. Before you open a bottle of champagne what do you do ?

        A. Chill it well before serving.        B. Shake it well for 5 minutes.

        C. See how far you can shoot the cork after yelling bombs away. 

        5. What is the best way to store your wine ?

        A. Standing upright in a cabinet above your stove.

        B. On it's side in a cool dark place.         C. Sideways in your freezer. 

        6. What is the best way to serve your wine ?

        A. In a brown paper bag.            B. In a frosted jelly jar.

        C. In clear, clean stemware. 

        7. What do you do with a wine that has gone bad ?

        A. Send it to reform school.        B. Serve to people you don't like.

        C. Cook with it.            D. Use it to remove bugs and tar off your car.

        8. How do you remove the cork out of a wine bottle

        A. Push the cork in.        B. Break the neck off.

        C. Use a corkscrew. 

        9. What gives red wine it's color ?

        A. Red food dye            B. The grapeskins. 

        10. How can you tell a cheap wine from an expensive one.

        A. It comes in a jug with a screw cap.

        B. It was recommended by your local wino.

        C. The expensive one costs more.